tarantinoh:

So I was literally just on my mother’s laptop and I found this in her history:

(Source: zaynphallic, via florentinoperez)

Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness.

(Source: unpublishedwriting, via ryomiyaichis)

wholove:

funkies:

I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND LEFT MY MUSIC ON REALLY LOUD SO I CAN HEAR IT AND KEPT IT ON SHUFFLE AND ALL I HEAR IS “IIII WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS” AND I STARTED SCREAMIGN AND RUNNING UPSTAIRS AND MAKING NOISE SO MY MOM COULDNT HEAR IT AND I WAS LIKE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM AND SHE WAS LIKE WHAT AND THEN I YELLED ABOUT TOMATOS UNTIL I MUTED IT

omg dying

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john-freakin-lennon:

while everyone in my photography class was out taking pictures i changed all of the backgrounds on their computers to nicolas cage

　

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sexually-aggressive-cas:

godstiel:

priestmisha:

It’s really not that hard is it to say, “Sometimes boys like boys and sometimes girls like girls. Now eat your jello.”

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