Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
outlaw [ noun ] ; a person who has broken the law, especially one who remains at large or is a F U G I T I V E .
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
"I think he wants his legacy to be he was the best in the world. That’s his dream. That’s his focus. That’s all he wants to be and he will give everything and anything to achieve that except his soul and his dignity." -Paul Heyman
i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent
i sneak up behind you, wrapping my arms around you
my face is centimeters from your ear, my panting is like that of a steam engine
you almost wince as my cheek brushes up against yours
in the heat of the moment i LET OUT MY MOST PRIMAL SCREAM AND THROW YOU INTO A FULL-GERMAN SUPLEX
YOU LAND BACKWARDS INTO THE TABLE THAT SPLITS IN TWO
THE CHAMPION BELT IS MINE
birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
birds are so cool omg
Nebula and Gamora: adopted sisters, daughters of Thanos.